What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 23:56
No go.
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Giant Inland Boulder a Remnant of Ancient Tsunami - Newser
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Tahini Is The High Protein Food You Can Eat Every Day—With Almost Everything - Vogue
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
No way
Nuts and Butts
Can anyone show a photo with a penis in their anus?
So they tried
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Can a twin flame runner be happy in a karmic relationship?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Resilience spacecraft’s status after moon-landing attempt is unknown - CNN
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
iFixit Says Switch 2 Is Probably Still Drift Prone - WIRED
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Powerful solar telescope unveils ultra-fine magnetic 'curtains' on the sun's surface - Space