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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 23:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Giant Inland Boulder a Remnant of Ancient Tsunami - Newser

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Tahini Is The High Protein Food You Can Eat Every Day—With Almost Everything - Vogue

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Doctors issue worrying warning about irreversible ‘side effect’ of Ozempic, Mounjaro and Wegovy - LADbible

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

Father who killed 3 daughters was 'active dad' but the 'system failed' him, ex-wife's attorney says - ABC News

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Texas Tech ends Oklahoma's 4-year run as Women's College World Series champ with walk-off 3-2 win - AP News

Minds and Behinds

No way

Nuts and Butts

Can anyone show a photo with a penis in their anus?

So they tried

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Can a twin flame runner be happy in a karmic relationship?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

Resilience spacecraft’s status after moon-landing attempt is unknown - CNN

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why can't the ISS take a picture of Earth and prove to the Flat Earth Society that Earth is not really flat?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

iFixit Says Switch 2 Is Probably Still Drift Prone - WIRED

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Powerful solar telescope unveils ultra-fine magnetic 'curtains' on the sun's surface - Space